Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Me? Lie? Never!

Hmmmm...I don't really recall if I've ever made such a "creative" statement in my blog as yet.  But there is hope.

Heh heh.

Nonamedufus at nonamedufus (yeah I know, kinda redundant) gave me this award.   I know he lies, but I do congratulate him on his award as he is truly creative in both senses of the word - that and, dozo me, forgot to congratulate him earlier.  And, once again, thank you dufus, I bow in reverence to thee.

I don't mind (yet) getting awards, but I'm running out of people to tag or re-gift. Ack! Keep in mind people, I'm still a rookie here!  And I follow some of my followers' follow lists who have been so followed and rewarded by dufus.  Yep, I totally confused myself with that last statement, but then I am so easily confused.

As with many of these awards, they come with rules or obligations which are:
- thank the person who gave you the award
- copy the logo and place it on your blog
- link to the person who nominated you
- tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself and at least one outrageous truth, or vice-versa
- nominate seven "creative" writers
- post links to the blogs you nominate
- leave a comment on each blog letting them know they've won the award

To tell the truth, or to lie like a rug:
  1.  I once handcuffed myself with a dog choke chain (with my hands behind my back) and my grandfather had to come over and rescue me.
  2. I haven't been to a hairdresser in over 7 years.
  3. I miss Canadian winters.
  4. I got caught riding a moped without a licence - three times - and was hauled down to the cop shop every time.
  5. I can play the piano.
  6. I am an alien.
  7. I'm 5'7" tall.
Gee, lying was was easier than I thought.  Heh heh.

Now the hard part, again:
  1. "BonyMike" at  Too Many Mornings because he complained somewhere that he doesn't get enough 'bling', and because he's a very creative bullshit artist and is otherwise extremely talented.
  2. Linda at The Good, The Bad, The Worse because she's otherwise creative and she, including her family, just crack me up.
  3. Ziva at Ziva's Inferno - well, just because I can -  and I'm starting to believe she is an evil penguin.  Seriously, she's quite talented and funny.
  4. Baino at  Baino's Banter, who I've just recently discovered.  She's an Aussie with strange words like "fuckwit", among others that I don't understand yet, and she's creative in many ways.
  5. Janna at Jannaverse - a woman of very few words but speaks volumes.
  6. VE at VE's Fantastical Universe who I also think is very "creative" in both aspects of the word, and he's good for some shits and giggles.  A total nutbar - but in a good way ;-)
  7. And, finally, Jepeto, another blogger I also just recently discovered, is a guest blogger at We Work For Cheese who has done the very first(?) Morse code post ever, and is quite funny.  His name, albeit spelled differently than "Geppetto", had no influence whatsoever on his nomination  (I'm really gettin' good at this lying stuff, eh?  ;-).  But kudos to him for keeping up a now obsolete form of long-distance communication.  Really, what happens if all the computers and cell phones suddenly crash??  Any bookkeepers out there that remember the manual form of the one-write system?? Oy.
Well kids, have fun with this.  I did!



  1. You are too kind! (And of course, gorgeous, and talented and sexy and brilliant, but that goes without saying!) Thank you so very much for this award! I look forward to seeing if I can find it in my honest little heart to tell a lie! I'll try very hard! I promise!

  2. Congratulations! Mike and I will be sure to let Jepeto out of his cage long enough to tell him about this award. I warn you though, his truths are often harder to believe than some peoples lies!

  3. Yay!
    Thanks for thinking of me. :)

    A few years ago, I did a post sort of like this, where people had to read through a list of statements about me and guess which were true and which were false.


  4. Linda: You're welcome, and no worries on that lying thing - you've got it down pat. ;-)

    Nicky: I suspected that about Jepeto, the lying part and figure this is why you keep him locked up (?) ;-)

    Janna: I love to visit your place, and I figured you would have a lot of fun with this. You're very welcome!

  5. Hey, 00dozo, nice job being creative and good choice on who to pas the award on to. Believe me? Ha, ha.

  6. Dufus: And you fell for all that nice stuff I said about you? Ha ha. Right back at ya, bud!


  7. Finally someone gives me recognition as the evil genius I am. Oh wait, you said evil penguin? Crap. Anyway, thank you so much for the award! I'm going to have fun with this one. Also, I loved your number one. Very kinky. I have some furry handcuffs that I think you would enjoy. Congrats on your award!

  8. Ziva: Oui, mon amis! You are ze eevil penguin. I am on to yous! (Great, my French sucks worse in English). But you are evil, penguin or not! Um... by the by... I was barely 10 yrs. old when #1 happened... it took a LOT of willpower on my granpa's part NOT to laugh out loud ... imagine if it were a "furry" choke chain? I'd never seen a grown man pee his pants, but he would have! (Of course, I had no idea of his facial expression as he was behind me - my sister, in the meantime, was ROTFLHAO.)

    Heh heh. I KNOW you'll have fun with this one. Enjoy! (a.k.a. "Just smile and wave, just smile and wave".)


  9. Wow, thanks for mentioning my goofy blog. I know some of the folks you mention. Funny bloggers! Am I now in the running for the billion dollars cash? I've already got an Italian villa picked out...

  10. VE: I think your blog is hilarious and, at times, "goofy". Unfortunately, I don't think the award comes with, or is eligible for, cash rewards. Italy, you say? Tuscany?

    You are very welcome for the award (I think you're twisted in oh-so-many ways)!