"Don't eat so much candy...it'll rot your teeth." So the saying goes. So does methamphetamine. Meth addicts like candy. I guess they are doubly cursed.
But some of my favourites in the candy family were penny and Halloween candies. Pixi Stix, Twizzlers, Shoelaces, and "Rockets". There were also individually wrapped little hard candies, caramel cubes, tiny Tootsie Rolls, your basic suckers and the like. The "gummies" came much later, but I enjoy those too.
Ice cream, snow cones and Popsicles are other things I consider candy. One of my summer favourites was the "Lola": a large triangular-shaped ice treat that I believe was introduced about the time the song of the same name was released by The Kinks. It would take almost 2 hours to finish one of these ices and, if you were successful in sucking out all of the flavour (thereby leaving only the ice behind), you could crush the ice in its packet and cool your body off on a hot summer's day. A truly multitasking treat in my opinion. Alas, Lolas are now relegated to smaller wedges: it's just not quite the same.
So, if you are now craving "candy" and you really, really, REALLY don't want to screw up your diet or whatever, eat a banana, suck on a lemon or consider that your teeth may eventually look like this:
(My "Elvis". I think he smoked coconuts, not meth)
Else, have at 'er!
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haha...is that sugar coma? smiles. need to look up a caramilk and see what i am missing...happy tt!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO You (and you dog) rock! :D
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ReplyDeleteHey Brian! If I gave him sugar, he would roll around like that, begging for more! If you like caramel and can find a Caramilk bar in the US, you'll get hooked!
ReplyDeleteRa: Thanks! Elvis had an "Elvis" walk, too!
ReplyDeleteJingle: Thanks!
ReplyDeleteElvis's white and pearlies look just fine to me! What a handsome dude he is! And I know you look styling in black and white taking him for a walk! You made me stick a caramel candy in my mouth with this post!
ReplyDeleteHeh Heh Linda: Yes, he's handsome and he's a rescue - we didn't name him, but it suits him just fine. Mmmmm... caramel. Ha! I think everyone wants candy today!
ReplyDeleteNever heard of a Lola. Love the song. Love the Elvis photo, too. Great post and thanks for the visit to my place.
ReplyDeleteMy cat's name is Lola. I just had a Reese peanut butter cups. Even better than caramel and chocolate!
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My boss keeps a jar in our department stocked with candy and junk food. Usually it's gummy bears and gummy worms, or even gummy spiders. I despise all things gummy.
ReplyDeleteBut the other day, I spotted Twizzlers. To my horror, they were second rate, knock-off Twizzlers. They were kinda crumbly and disgusting. Good thing too, cause if it's in front of me, I'll eat all of it, obsessively.
Monkey Man: Thanks! I wish they still made the original Lolas.
ReplyDeleteNicky: Chocolate with almost anything is good! Even cheese!
ReplyDeleteCheesyMike: Sounds like the Twizzler-like things were stale. Yuck. I've had those too - they don't even taste close to the originals.
ReplyDeleteYou must be a British ex pat. We can only get Caramilk at a specialist lollie shop in the blue mountains, definitely a favourite along with Walnut Whips, are Lolas like in a tetra pack? If so we have them here you freeze them and sucky long time? Your dog is class . .gold class!
ReplyDeleteI remember most of those childhood candies. So did my dentist.
ReplyDeleteBaino: I'm actually Canadian. And Cadbury, although originally British, produces chocolate products in Canada. I don't know what Walnut Whips are, but Lolas are in something like a tetra-pak - you freeze them, snip off one side and squeeze the treat out to suck it. (Gawd, that sounded horrible;-)
ReplyDeleteYes, Elvis is a sweetie - he thanks you too!
dufus: Heh heh. Why is it that, when we were really young, the doctor would give you a sucker and the dentist would give you a scolding?
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of the Lola ice candy. The song? Yes!
ReplyDeleteAs for Elvis and his teeth.....I don't want to see them up close and personal!
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Hey Reffie: I think Lolas were only available in Canada.
ReplyDeleteAww - Elvis is the biggest suck, really! He wouldn't hurt a fly, um, well yes, he eats them, but other than stepping on my toes, he's really sweet.
Actually my dentist gave me a sucker (return business, eh) and my doctor smoked. Hey, it was the 50s.
ReplyDeletedufus: Ha - isn't it ironic! Speaking of irony, my dentist had the most HORRID breath imaginable and I had to prentend to choke on my saliva when he got too close to my nose! And, come to think of it, his teeth didn't look all that good.
ReplyDeleteOh, did you ever have the Cadbury "Flake" bar? It was shaped kind of like a Twizzler, but made of chocolate strings and it flaked when you bit it. Haven't seen one of those for years.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the memories.
Frank: Ahhh, YES! I loved those too! I don't know if they still have them in Canada, but if they are, they'll be on my next "wish list".
ReplyDeletei never had a lolo or a caramilk. suddenly i feel like i've been missing something.
ReplyDeleteJaime: If you ever get to Canada or the UK, look for them - yummy stuff!
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ReplyDeleteHow do they get the caramel in a Caramilk Bar? I've always wondered that. I love Krunchies, too, and also the Flake, which is very hard to find in America and another manufacturing msytery. My mother is English and she goes back to the old country almost every year, returning with a grab bag of goodies for me, including Cadbury treats and another fave that I've never seen here, the licorice sherbert. This is a licorice stick that you dip into a tube of white, surgary, lemony-lime fizzy powder. It's considered a gateway candy to drug use, and rightly so: properly eaten, you should end up with a trace of white powder under your nose that looks highly suspicious. I love it. Thanks for the sugar buzz!
ReplyDeleteBonyMike: I forgot to mention Malteasers - small chocolate covered malt toffee balls. MMMMmmmm. We had something similar to the licorice stick - it was more of a candy stick that you would dip in an envelope of flavoured powdered sugar. Another "gateway" drug candy was the sugar dots on a roll of tape. Shades of LSD.
ReplyDeleteThe Flake, by the way, was concocted by the line workers at the factory: they would save the drippings from the machines that were considered waste, eventually making a bar of ribbons, of sorts.
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