Well, it is nude.
It was either this or a bowl of raisin bran. And while raisin bran isn't technically "nude", the raisins looked like a bunch of rabbit turds.
I didn't want to spoil anyone's breakfast.
This is part of the 30 Days of Photographs II challenge, spawned by Ziva & BonyMike (a.k.a. MikeWJ). Please visit the others that are contributing to this lunacy: