Don't hold your breath.
Oh, that looks scary! Best be nice to our mothers.
dufus: I'd really hate to have a mom named, "Hazel".;-)
Oh my. Give that woman some chocolate!
Reffie: Wrath has been avoided - I made shrimp (her other kryptonite) for dinner last night.;-)
Madge: Heh, heh. Hope you and your mom had a great day!
Happy Mother's Day to you and yours! I'm just glad I didn't turn into a "Mutha" on Mother's Day!!
Oh wow, that actually looks like my mom when she's trying to get my teenage brother to do his homework. But I deflected the fury for one day by bringing gifts and generally being an awesome daughter.
Linda: You're the "Mutha" of all muthas - and I mean that in a good way! You are hereby adopted!(I can do that, right?);-)
Ziva: You are always awesome! No worries. Moms everywhere have that 'tempest in a teapot' attitude - it's what make them, well, moms. We might be lost without them. (Um, just remind your brother to sharpen his pencils before "mom" has to.);-)
meleah: You're from Jersey, right? Glad you saw the humour.;-)